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Funk Off Ear Stretching Deodorant


Sale price$14.99

Keep your piercings & stretched ear from smelling All natural ingredients Lasts about 6 months 1/4 oz. Container


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Apply daily and you will have no more "cheesy" or "rotten" smell from your piercings! The base compound ingredients of Funk-OffTM Piercing Deodorant: Castor seed oil, Hemp seed oil, Olive oil, Shea butter, Meadowfoam seed oil, Lemon Oil, Melaleuca Oil, Clove Oil, Eucalyptus Oil, all combined with natural lipids and waxes. Application is quick and easy.

1. Remove your jewelry.
2. Work the Funk-OffTM into a lather with your finger by rubbing the product in the container in a circular motion with a bit of pressure. This will create a warm friction that will liquify some of the product.
3. Rub your piercing liberally with Funk-OffTM, making sure to get inside your piercing and all around it and continue to massage until the product is absorbed.
4. Wipe excess from your finger and from your piercing on to a tissue or cloth.
5. Use the tissue and cloth with the excess Funk-OffTM to wipe and clean your jewelry.
6. Re-insert your jewelry.
7. Enjoy a "funk-free" day!"

Overall rating: 4.693548 / 5 from 62 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Funk Off Ear Stretching Deodorant effectively eliminates piercing odors with its blend of natural oils and lipids. While opinions on its scent vary, it is highly recommended for its ability to combat unpleasant smells associated with jewelry.

Summary topics

  • Scent: 35%
  • Odor Elimination: 23%

Review topics: ["smell","work","funk","ears","gauges"].

Review highlights

  • "In conjunction with daily cleaning, this stuff works EXCELLENT and the smell is earthy and pleasant."Nina S.
  • "Good moisture and smell for conditioning."Jeanette L.
  • "Great smell, keeps my ears smelling fresh and funk free!"Chanona G.

Reviews

Great product for funky parmesan ears

"Smells great, works great!"

Rizzo m. (5/5)

Smells great!

"Smells great!"

Sheila B. (5/5)

PERFECT FOR THEM GROSS CHEESY EAR BOIS!!!

"I ordered this a couple weeks ago because of my new stretching journey. My ears have been smelly and it just felt like cleaning them wasn't doing the trick so i just decided to say f*#k it and get it! The scent is intoxicating yet relaxing considering the hemp seed oil, the feel of it is like a more solid like vaseline or petroleum jelly, the feel of the product is smooth and doesn't have a hard time being applied to my ears or the jewelry! Thank you for this product! I highly recommend it!"

Nat R. (5/5)

Love this stuff!!!!!

"Love this stuff!!!!!"

Daniel R. (5/5)

Has helped with that ear

"Has helped with that ear stretching smell. No funk"

Kale L. (5/5)

Works really well, not heavy

"Works really well, not heavy and does a what it says it does."

Michelle A. (5/5)

Works great!

"Works great!"

Tipton T. (5/5)

Awesome!!!

"I was skeptical about this product. I didn't think it would work to keep the smell away. But I was happily surprised to find that it does I fact keep your ears from smelling like death. Will delve purchasing again."

Maclana M. (5/5)

This stuff is the best!

"Love my stretched ears, despite the funk that can go along with it...especially as a lady. In conjunction with daily cleaning, this stuff works EXCELLENT and the smell is earthy and pleasant. Kudos UBJ!"

Nina S. (5/5)

Works great!!!

"Works great!!!"

Richard P. (5/5)

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